A quick panorama of Lauterbrunnen Valley today.

A quick panorama of Lauterbrunnen Valley today.

The Arc de Triomphe - the iPhone takes a not-bad picture.

The Arc de Triomphe - the iPhone takes a not-bad picture.

Exactly what it looks like.

Exactly what it looks like.

Burj Khalifa, it its entirety. The full half-mile of its preposterous height.

Burj Khalifa, it its entirety. The full half-mile of its preposterous height.

A piece of the Dubai skyline at dawn. i am trying to give you a perspective on how ridiculous Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building, is.

A piece of the Dubai skyline at dawn. i am trying to give you a perspective on how ridiculous Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building, is.

We were married at the Bellagio hotel and casino in Las Vegas. How could I resist going to the real town of Bellagio in Italy? Of course, had I known what the drive was like to get there, I could have resisted. I’m glad I went, but I’m sure I’ll never be back. Any time you have to drive thirty kilometers on a road that opens up when it goes through a tunnel, and has a precipitous drop on one side and a wall of rock on the other, and it’s being driven on by Italians, there will be better things to do with the year of your life you are going to lose trying. It was beautiful, though.

Love was in the air. And on the grass.

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Gotta love a man with the confidence to strut through a public park, strip down to the speedos, and catch some rays.

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Just a random guy in a bronze bas relief. Not sure why I liked it, but I did.

Just a random guy in a bronze bas relief. Not sure why I liked it, but I did.

Taking photos of the pup in the Milan PUblic Garden. It was hot, so I had to live with her tongue being out. Still a cute pup, though.

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